GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: EVIL’S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:ALAS! NO MORE Z”S

DECIMAL POINT: I’M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS