“I was an English major in college. If you ever get the chance to be an English major, do it! It opens so many doors to your future: with your English degree you can teach English! Or, also, starve!”
I chose option #3. Marry up, then you stave off starving.
Last night, as I drove up to my mailbox (which has many other mailboxes around it), I saw a hand-drawn sign on the side of the mailboxes. I had to get close to it to decipher it, as it was already dark. At first, I assumed it was a lost poster for a dog, but oh how wrong I was. It read: LOST, one iPod. It also had a drawing of an iPod, which I found hilarious. Then I read the small print: “Says Pirates are cooler than ninjas on the back.” I hope that poor person is reunited with their iPod. And as a Southwestern graduate, ergo a Pirate, I would have to agree with the assertion made by said lost iPod.
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