My first college roommate, the inimitable Mr. Belk, began a list of possible band names that would trickle out of our oftentimes strange and varied late night conversations. Sadly, this list met its demise when his computer decided to sing the songs of eternity. I intend to resurrect said list now. First entry, from an online conversation with my wife (because it’s important to know a band name’s origin):

Automatic Dog Whupper

If there are any bands that happen to stumble upon this post or any others, I’d be honored if they decided to use any of the names that might grace these pages. I’d only ask for a free CD, some attribution, and maybe tickets to a show.