“Men amateurs would be better off watching them (LPGA players) for swing tips than the guys on the PGA tour. I said tips, GR, tips.”

On Fred Couples’ rare appearances: “Fred shed his second wife and has moved in with Jim Nantz. Since
apparently Jim is only doing three tournaments this year for CBS, he
and Fred want to spend as much time together as possible. The tabloid
press now refer to them as ‘Jimcup.’”

And, finally, why I can relate: “I was the kid in the back of the church who was always laughing
uncontrollably at the well-timed fart, you know? I can’t help it, it’s
in my DNA.”

More good stuff from the CBS golf commentator as he answers readers’ letters.