In today’s news of the strangely true, a woman claims to have found God in an eggplant. Although she did not have a religious experience upon eating said eggplant (which you would if you’d ever care to visit Paisano’s in Georgetown), she found the actual word “GOD” spelled out in the seeds of the eggplant.

To the untrained eye, it might look like “GID”, but you, my friend, would be called a fiend for missing this sign of the time.

Brought to you by portable water filters, for all the times when you think God may just be hiding in an unwashed eggplant.

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