If you’re a fan of Breaking Bad, are you living in willful denial that the show has ended?
Fortunately, today marks the day that you can relive the epic saga of Walter White and Jesse Pinkman through two new products: theÂ Breaking Bad Complete Series on DVD and the freshly released print edition of my book, The Gospel According to Breaking Bad.[ref]It’ll make a swell Christmas present for the Breaking Bad fans in your life.[/ref]Â Additionally, the ebook version is now on sale for 99Â¢. Both versions include all new chapter illustrations by Wes Molebash, plus an expanded last chapter that looks at what was right, and what was wrong, about theÂ Breaking Bad finale.
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Like you, these characters have taken residence in my head for quite some time, and it’s hard to say goodbye to those familiar faces that greeted us every Sunday night.[ref]Even if some of those faces wielded box cutters, were perched on a tortoise, or had half of their fuzzy pink body charred.[/ref] However, life marches on, and a man has to provide for his family. To that end, here’s what many of the cast ofÂ Breaking BadÂ are up to these days.
a.k.a Walter White, a.k.a. Heisenberg
Shilling Apple products
Reprising his role as Hammond Druthers onÂ How I Met Your Mother
Directing another episode of Modern Family
Starring in 2014’sÂ Godzilla remake
Voice work for Kung Fu Panda 3
a.k.a. Jesse Pinkman, a.k.a. Cap’n Cook
Still driving away inÂ Need for Speed
And, sheesh, starring with no-names Christian Bale, Ben Kingsley, and Sigourney Weaver in Ridley Scott’sÂ Exodus.
a.k.a. Breaking Bad Mastermind & Head Writer
Guest starring onÂ Community, where we can only hope he runs into Jonathan Banks.
Rolling around on his piles of money like Kuby and Huell
Writing and directingÂ Battle Creek, a new CBS series
a.k.a. Skyler White
Guest starring onÂ The Mindy Project
Starring in the TV MovieÂ Rita that follows “an acerbic, outspoken private-school teacher who struggles to raise her three teenage children while dealing with the inane bureaucracy and overprotective parents at her school.
a.k.a. ASAC Hank Schrader
“Big Jim” Rennie in Stephen King’sÂ Under the Dome
Also staring with no-namesÂ Michael Fassbender,Â PenÃ©lope Cruz,Â Cameron Diaz, andÂ Javier Bardem inÂ The Counselor.
a.k.a. Marie Schrader
Starring with Michael J. Fox in the aptly titledÂ The Michael J. Fox show
a.k.a. Saul Goodman
Prepping for hisÂ Breaking Bad spinoff, Better Call Saul.
a.k.a. Mike Ehrmantraut
A criminology professor on the criminally under-rated[ref]aside from last season[/ref]Â Community.
The Pink Bear
a.k.a. The Floating Half-Face Fuzzball
After being retrieved from a tree in the finale, only Bryan Cranston knows the whereabouts of everyone’s favorite plush toy.
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