Reimagined Hymn and Song Titles That Might Better Reflect Reality
I visited my cousin this past weekend. We got to talking. It got late. We came up with some of the following. If you’re offended by any of them, those were probably his ideas…
- I Surrender Some
- Mediocre Grace
- Blessed Insurance
- I Sit in Bemusement
- Above Most
- All Hail the Power of Jesus’ Political Clout
- Be Still My Soul
(but not so still I fall asleep… again) - Blessed Be Your Name
(when the Cowboys win) - Fiend of God
- Great is My Faithfulness
- Look at Me! Here I Am To Worship!
- How Can I Keep from Sinning
(tomorrow) - Oh Crappy Day
- It’s All About Me
- Your Grace is Almost Nearly Enough Most of the Time
- I Need Thee Every Few Years or So
- Come Just As You Are
(as long as you’re not too messed up) - Come Just As We Hope You Become
- Today is the Day
(for a short sermon) - My Redeemer Lives
(in a land far, far away) - Shout to the Lord
(because He certainly hasn’t heard me lately)
This is all, of course, meant in jest.
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