I’m leafing through my archived documents, half-finished prose and poetry that, for the most part, never saw the light of day (only the light of my own computer screen). Part of me has given up on writing simply because I’m no longer an English major, but the other part of me hangs on for dear life, because I sincerely enjoy writing. I just need to learn how to make it profitable. So here’s something old I wrote that was fairly [...]
GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM EVANGELIST: EVIL’S AGENT PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: A ROPE ENDS IT THE MORSE CODE: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS:ALAS! NO MORE Z”S DECIMAL POINT: I’M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES:THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
“Matt Groening: ‘Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.’”
a funny joke (to me) found while browsing “A guy came home and there was a post-it note stuck to his door that said, Rev 3:20, he looked that up and it of course said,’ Here I am! I stand at the door and knock.’ He then decides to respond by going to the persons door who had left the note for him and leaving a post-it that said only, Gen.3:10…which says ‘I heard you in the garden,and I was [...]
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