Category Archives: Funny

An Almost Update Which Gets Progressively Funnier

I’m starting to write more, as in things that other people may actually want to read. This is a good step. More news on that front to come, hopefully, in the next week or so.

In coming to grips with the need to make writing a habit, I’m to the place in my life where I can start blogging more regularly, sharing both personal stories as well as the things I find in life or on the internet that amuse, startle, or confound me.

I desired this post to be more of a personal update; however, it’s not going to be because I spent roughly the last two or three hours updating this website. Ironically, you wouldn’t be able to tell just looking at it, but there was a lot of backend work that needed to be done. It took a mysql upgrade, some gzipping of exported wordpress posts, and some prayer. But things seem back to normal, and I needed to get this site up to par if I’m going to make more use of it.

Speaking of backend work, a co-worker and myself have a weekly habit of eating at the Catfish Parlour (be sure to go on Tuesdays for the corn fritters and any day for the leg lamp). They have incredibly bad jokes on all of their receipts, which, college-educated as we are, are often able to deduce. Today’s had us stumped: What happened when the butcher fell into the meat grinder?

Aside from being a horrendous image (that made me think of Steve Buscemi), we just didn’t get it and had to ask for the answer: He got a little behind in his work…

Additionally, since this is turning into a funny post, I saw this a few weeks back. I’m glad to see the Muppets are staying with the times:

Finally, don’t watch this if you’re easily offended by bad takes of hymns or spiritual songs. Otherwise, in my research (no, really) at the church today I ran across this gem:

So, apparently today was funnier than I gave it credit for.

Tomorrow, words from the heart, or as close as I can get to there.

Why 3D Movies Are Awesome

A buddy of mine, @rothenflue on Twitter and eleven72 guy, made this with his kids. It’s getting me prepped to go see Avatar.

Do You Ever Feel Like This is Your Life?

Yeah, me too.

Via OddlySpecific

The Muppets Cover Bohemian Rhapsody

The first time I ever heard Bohemian Rhapsody was in the classic scene from Wayne’s World. I thought it was the best rock song ever. I may still think that, and this video only helps to solidify its rank. Special shout-out to my mom at 57 seconds into it.

When was the first time you heard Bohemian Rhapsody?

A Newscast You Can Hardly Bear

Then again, if most local newscasts were as unwittingly hilarious, I might watch them more often.