Category Archives: Funny

Woman Finds "God" in Eggplant

August 13, 2007 – 11:45 pm

In today’s news of the strangely true, a woman claims to have found God in an eggplant. Although she did not have a religious experience upon eating said eggplant (which you would if you’d ever care to visit Paisano’s in Georgetown), she found the actual word “GOD” spelled out in the seeds of the eggplant.

To the untrained eye, it might look like “GID”, but you, my friend, would be called a fiend for missing this sign of the time.

Brought to you by portable water filters, for all the times when you think God may just be hiding in an unwashed eggplant.

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Another Funny Picture

August 12, 2007 – 4:18 pm

Frog in Bogeys Water

Due to the nearly biblical amount of rain we experienced last month, our backyard, aside from being as verdant as ever, also started to suffer a plague of frogs. Tiny ones were everyone, and some big bubbas would hop around from time to time. I started to wonder how often Bogey (see previous post) had feasted on a frog leg dinner. Apparently, he just likes Frog Stew.

I keep throwing the water out, letting the frog hop away, and he just keeps returning.

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Bogey in the Murano

August 12, 2007 – 4:15 pm

Bogey in the Murano

Sort of a funny photo. There’s a lot of work that goes into just getting our dogs into the car so we can take them for a walk. The funniest thing (in my opinion) is that Bogey leans his head over the back seat and slobbers all over the upholstery. We wised up to his ways and began placing a towel over the seat before he gets there. And he refuses to jump into the car, so I have to grab all 100+ pounds of him and shove him in. It’s a great workout for your back.

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Funny Technology Videos

The Only "Program" My Computer Lacks

August 9, 2007 – 3:51 pm

Unfortunately, my mouse usually takes the brunt of my frustrations. The "program" can be purchased (seriously) at www.screensmasher.com.

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Family Funny

Ridiculous Coincidence

August 4, 2007 – 12:39 am

I bought a computer for my grandmother recently. Before you start thinking that I’m the best grandson ever, she bought it with her own money; I was just the middleman. We bought her a Dell because I received an email with a “Back-to-School” special that was right in her price range, even giving her more computer than she needs.

Since we wanted to install the system this Sunday, when I head up to Waco to see her and the rest of my family, and since the last time I ordered a system from Dell (a refurbed desktop) it came from Round Rock, I told my grandmother I’d have them ship it to me in Georgetown, just a few miles from Round Rock, in hopes that it would arrive via free 3-5 day ground shipping before Sunday.

After checking the tracking number, I was shocked to see that the computer was being shipped from Tennessee! I was saddened by the fact, but chalked it up to the fact that my grandmother’s computer was not a refurb unit, and, ergo, was not being shipped from Round Rock. Oh well.

I just checked the tracking number again tonight (Friday). Where is the computer currently sitting? At a DHL station. In Waco!

I’m scheduled to receive the packages on Monday, one day after I’ve gone to visit her.

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Brought to you by a drug rehab recovery center in Malibu. Really? Really.

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