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Category Archives: Funny
Caruso's One Liners
May 31, 2007 – 11:56 pm
CSI: Miami is a show I try to avoid. If you’ve got seven minutes, here’s why. What have I learned? I need shades in order to make witty, poignant one liners. And a Who song. (Thanks Chappy for the clip)
Jim Carrey does Caruso:
Lesson Learned: Don't Shoot Pilots
May 29, 2007 – 3:48 pm
Funny story: Movie director Mike Figgis was detained at LAX for more than five hours after he was asked what he was doing in LA. “I’m here to shoot a pilot.”
The guys at Cinematical had a witty retort: “Good thing the immigration officers didn’t ask him about his body of work. Figgis’ answer might have been ‘I recently made a huge bomb.’
Reminds me of the ever-quotable Airplane! – “Hi Jack!”
I love the English language, and when I say love, I mean, well, nevermind.
Will Rogers on Stupidity
May 21, 2007 – 9:53 am
“If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” – Will Rogers (1879-1935)
I've Been Quoted…
May 17, 2007 – 9:26 am
..in a real, honest-to-goodness, book no less: Religion and Technology in the 21st Century: Faith in the E-world. That link should take you to the page where I’m quoted while highlighting my name. The quote’s from an article I did way back in 2001 for Suite101, The Internet Church?.
This isn’t the first time this has happened. I posted to a message board around that time as well, and the post made it into Making Sense of Church.
Some day I won’t even have to write a book; I’ll just compile my greatest hits.
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