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Quotiki

posted on November 22, 2006 in Quotes Websites // View Comments

Users tag their quotes then vote on ‘em. Fun to search.

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.Will Rogers

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{I’m starting to think that the only thing you need to start up a startup is a dumb name}.

QOTD: Quote of the Day

posted on October 23, 2006 in Christianity Quotes // View Comments

“Yatooma said this is where his clients drank ‘the Kinkade Kool-Aid.’”

- this article 

Oh. So That’s My Problem…

posted on October 06, 2006 in Funny Quotes Writing // View Comments

Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the Internet.”

Stepping Off the Bandwagon

posted on October 03, 2005 in Christianity Friends Music Quotes Websites // View Comments

“But because we are human, every move of God is eventually turned away from truth and into formula, and God has to go about breaking our misconceptions and coming at it from a different angle.”

- Stepping Off the Bandwagon

I googled my friend Daniel Whittington from California and found an article he wrote about Christian music, the CCM industry, praise and worship, and why he’s in a secular band and will never go back. Worth the read, if not just for the quote above.

A Fishing Tale

posted on September 01, 2005 in Life Quotes // View Comments

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. A tourist asked how long it took him to catch them.

“Not very long,” answered the fisherman.
“But then, why don’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the tourist.

The fisherman explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

The tourist asked, “But what do you do with the rest of your time?”

“I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life.”

The tourist interrupted, “I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat.”

“And after that?” asked the fisherman.

“With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise.”

“How long would that take?” asked the fisherman.

“Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years,” replied the tourist. “Then you can start selling stocks and make millions!”

“Millions? Really? And after that?” asked the fisherman.

“After that you’ll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children’s children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends.”

taken from a comment at reallivepreacher.com